Natalina Maggio Photo Gallery

If you watch NBC’s Community this coming Thursday, you’ll see Natalina Maggio — she plays “hot girl.” It’s standard territory for Natalina, who is constantly popping up in movies and on TV as some species of desirable female. In Get Him to the Greek, she played “Hot Club Dancer.” In Couples Retreat, she was “Bikini Girl.” On the TV shows (in no particular order) Las Vegas, One on One, The King of Queens, Huff, Nip/Tuck, Roommates and Heroes, she has played (in no particular order) “Cheerleader,” “Hot Girl,” “Attractive Waitress,” “Beautiful Bar Girl,” “Bikini Girl,” “Venice Bikini Girl,” and “Persian Porn Star.” For The Social Network, the humongo David Fincher/Aaron Sorkin Facebook expose, in theaters today, Natalina was brought on board for the part of “Model.” Small parts in name-brand productions, constant affirmation that your characters are “hot” and “attractive” — life could be worse for Natalina. After Social Network, you’ll be able to catch her at the end of October on Fox’s Raising Hope, — she’ll be playing a city bus driver who has a short leg, a lazy eye and Tourette syndrome.
Just kidding — we’re pretty sure she’ll be playing a hot babe something-or-other. Until then, enjoy.
Current location: Manhattan Beach, California, and I’m originally from Orange County.
I think my best physical feature is: My long legs
Men say my best physical feature is: My boobs because I’m so small with these natural full C-cups.
Sexiest woman ever, and why: Audrey Hepburn. She was beautiful from the inside out. She genuinely cared about people and helped people. I also love Angelina Jolie for the same reasons!
My best trait is: My voice. It’s unique, and it catches people’s attention. They think it’s cute.
My worst habit is: I’m a clutter bug!
I wish more men would: Act like gentlemen
The key to my heart is: Be funny! If you can make me laugh ’til I wet my pants, you’re a winner.
Compliment me on: Something I wouldn’t expect. It’s more interesting.
Pet name for my boobs: Uh… boobs
What I love about my boobs: They’re mine — all me, all natural!
When it comes to my body, please do: Massage me. I love my back massaged and tickled. It makes me melt.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Grab without asking. You have to have permission. I’m in charge!
Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Is there such a thing? The most exciting stuff is spontaneous and full of passion. Bedroom fun is all about being open to new things!
Physical feature I like to show off: My voice — that’s why I never stop talking.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: This really hot dress I have — it’s tight, short and boobalicious!
The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: None of your business
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Tall, physically fit men
My favorite physical feature on a man: I like what makes a man a man, heh.
My favorite trait in a man: I like for him to be intelligent and hard-working.
A man will impress me if: He is funny. I love a man with a sense of humor.
A man will turn me on if: He babies me. I love to be babied — I guess I’m just a spoiled-rotten brat!
A man will disappoint me if: He cheats and lies.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Take me to sushi. I love sushi.
I will not even give you a second look if: You’re too self-absorbed. Icky!
A dumb thing men do when they first meet me: A guy recently gave me this pick-up line: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Not kidding.
Don’t you dare: Tell me what to do. I’m a stubborn one!
The best date I ever had was: One time I was on a date and the guy had to fart and tried to hide it from me by leaning against his car. It had the opposite effect — the car somehow amplified it! I will never forget that date — it was hysterical!
I am the ideal woman because: If the words, “I’m the ideal woman” ever leave my mouth, please shoot me!
I am not the ideal woman because: Where do I start…
I need a man who will: Put up with me and spoil me. I’m a lot to handle.
In my opinion, astrology is: Entertaining, but it can’t really tell you anything.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My closet. I leave clothes in heaps on the floor of my closet instead of hanging them up. I must have been a hobo in a previous life.
The last movie that made me laugh: Wedding Crashers — I watch that movie over and over.
The last movie that made me cry: Gladiator. I cry so hard at the end of that movie.
My philosophy of love: In order to have any meaning in your life, you have to have love!
My philosophy of sex: In order to be intimate, I have to be in love. (See also my philosophy of love.)
My philosophy of life: Live life outside the box!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: If other people want to put me on the cover of a magazine, that’s for them to decide. But if they put me on the cover of Playboy, it’d be really cool!