Announcement For Premiere Date Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

And so it begins…

Let's take you back, way back, over a year ago, when The Twilight Saga: Eclipse premiered
at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live. It was a blissful night in July, the
California sun peeking behind the buildings of downtown. Over 100
self-proclaimed lovers of Twilight actually camped out on the
cement for 72 hours to be among the first to get up close and personal
with the cast of the third movie in the franchise. It was the one place
that surely a Twi-Hard would be guaranteed to catch a glimpse of Holy
Trinity of Twilight in all their wonder, as well as every other
actor from the Twi-verse. The media dubbed the event "Tent City" and
its about to happen all over again this November.

 



Summit has just announced that the fourth film of the franchise, Breaking Dawn: Part 1, will
have it's world premiere at the Nokia Theatre again on November 14th.
On that Monday, El Lay's downtown will clammer with the sounds of cries
and screams and jubilation for the vampire/werewolf universe. If you're
not on Team Jacob or Team Edward, we're warning you now - stay away!!!

For the rest of you, dust off your Robert Pattinson panties, your Taylor Lautner pillow cases and your awkward Kristen Stewart flip flops and make ready for the trek back to Tent City.

Kristen Stewart bio and Gallery

A fervent surfer who bears a striking resemblance to the young Jodie Foster, Kristen Stewart was poised to become a preteen star with her role opposite Foster in David Fincher’s atmospheric thriller Panic Room (2002).

A resident of Los Angeles, Stewart’s nascent acting career got off to a promising start when she was cast in two vastly different films.

Eschewing fluffy kids’ movies, Stewart played troubled single mother Patricia Clarkson’s tomboy daughter in independent film darling Rose Troche’s tough examination of suburban angst, The Safety of Objects (2002). 

Stewart subsequently got her first taste of major Hollywood success with Panic Room. Replacing the original child actress cast as divorcée Meg’s sullen, diabetic daughter Sarah, Stewart became an even more felicitous choice when original star Nicole Kidman dropped out and Foster stepped in. 

Though critics were less than ecstatic about the film, Stewart still garnered positive notice for her believable presence as Foster’s offspring.
Following a supporting performance as the daughter of a couple who unknowingly move into a seemingly haunted house in the 2003 chiller Cold Creek Manor, Stewart took top billing in the emotionally charged drama Speak in 2004. Cast as a traumatized high school freshman whose status as a selective mute draws the concern of friends and family, Stewart’s handling of the remarkably intimate material drew praise from critics and Sundance audiences. 

A subsequent role in Catch That Kid (a remake of the Danish blockbuster
Klatretosen) found Stewart in super-spy mode as a scheming
twelve-year-old who recruits a pair of friends to rob a high tech bank
in hopes of paying for a life saving operation for her dying father.

Taylor vixen - Sexy Wonder Woman

If you’re a Penthouse Pet, it’s a given you’re pretty hot. If they pick you to be the 40th Anniversary Penthouse Pet — kudos, you must be a serious babe. And then when you win Penthouse Pet of the Year on top of it? Well it means you’re not just some cute little Texan with perfect breasts, you are Taylor Vixen.
Although she is also a cute little Texan with perfect breasts–that is
an absolutely 100% true statement too. Keep up with her at twitter.com/taylorvixen.

Hometown: Dallas, Texas

Current location: Los Angeles

Measurements: 36DD-27-36

Upcoming projects: I’m currently working on my website Taylorvixen.com, and I’ve also started my own toy line, Vibealot.com.

I think my best physical feature is: My goofy faces.

Men say my best physical feature is: Honestly my eyes, then of course my boobs.

Sexiest woman ever, and why: Evangeline Lilly, because plain is pretty.

My worst habit is: Drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

I wish more men would: Just act normal around me!

The key to my heart is: You must have personality, you must love to have fun, and you must feed me Chick-Fil-A.

Compliment me on: How funny I am.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Lightly. I like it to look natural, but not too natural.

My grooming down there: I have a little bit, but it looks nice.

Favorite style of panties: Boy shorts.

What I like in a bra: Something that will hold these bad babies up!

Pet name for my boobs: “Boob” and “E.” Don’t ask why.

What I love about my boobs: They are perfect.

When it comes to my body, please do: Grab my butt, I love it!

When it comes to my body, please do not: Poke at me.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Take control–never ask permission.

Emma Watson smells lovely, apparently

Emma Watson,
no longer a child wizard and instead a serious model and
actress-type-person, is the new ambassadress for Lancôme. We didn’t even
think that ambassadress was a real world until we looked it up, but
there you go.

Em-Wats, as we’re calling in her a no doubt short-lived experiment,
must smell fantastic. Far from reeking of loose Hufflepuff badgers and
discount broom polish cut through with the panic sweat of sexually
aroused pubescent warlocks, she smells of fancy new perfume Tresor
Midnight Rose.

'Midnight Rose' sounds a lot sexier than 'Midmorning Daffodil'

“But what does that perfume smell like, FHM?” we hear literally no-one asking. We’re going to tell you anyway. The blurb we found here
seems to take on the unenviable task of weaving scent notes with a
passable narrative, and it fails in a way that can only be described as
charming. Charming, and hard to read.

In addition to smelling of mundane things we might recognise, like
“raspberries,” “vanilla” and “rose petals,” it also smells of
“indolence” and “love at first sight". Or perhaps the raspberries and
the rose petals are actually in love? It’s not clear.

We certainly hope the author wasn't paid for that

We think that perfumes smell of too many things. You know what smells
nice? Scones. Why can’t people do a perfume that smells of scones? Or
coffee? Or bacon?

While we’re working on our Cedar-Smoked Eau de Pork fragrance (“A
thick-cut slice of heaven”), enjoy this video comprised of a bunch of
stills of Emma being shifted around to give the impression of movement,
and the girl herself chatting about “the magic of midnight” and
“youthful energy". Cracking stuff.

Sasha Grey is starring in Eminem’s new video

 Pow! Welcome to Wednesday, it’s going to be a go-ood day. How can we tell? Simple. The first news story we’ve come across involves Eminem hooking up with the world’s hottest porn star.
But the rapper isn’t hooking up with the legendary Sasha Grey in a Charlie Sheen 'do loads of coke then lock ‘em in your bathroom type of way'. Oh no, he’s hooking up with her in a 'Sasha's playing my lover in my new video Space Bound' type of way.

"Just the 12-inches? Oh, go on then..."

For the benefit of those not currently punching the air or embracing a male colleague, here is a brief rundown of the porn phenomenon that is Sasha Grey. The 22-year-old Californian is a veteran of 224 porn films, including AVN award-winning triumvirate Fuck Slaves, Anal Cavity Search 6 and Throat: A Cautionary Tale.
Sasha moved into mainstream film work in 2009 when she starred in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience. She increased her celebrity by playing herself in Entourage. And she moved into sexpot superstardom when she was voted the 89th sexiest woman in the world in last year’s FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World.

Water Cooler loved a night out
Two of Sasha’s more memorable quotes are: “The only time I have to fake it is when I do a softcore movie," and “Most of the triple X I see is boring, and does not arouse me physically or visually. I am determined and ready to be a commodity that fulfills everyone’s fantasies.”

Dad gave her the green light, but Mum "wasn't sure"All of which presumably means right now you’re either Googling her name, or beating your office desk in frustration. Doing the latter? Don’t bruise those precious fists of yours, men. It’s only six hours until you get home. You can ‘discover’ Sasha then.

Sasha Grey in Playboy magz

 

22-year-old Sasha Grey is one of rhose girls your mum warned you about. One of the scary ones that will eat you alive. She’s an adult actress, or ‘porn star’ as most people know the profession. She did a grown up film recently in the form of The Girlfriend Experience, and she’s done a bi for Entourage. Other than that, she’s concentrated on he adult arena, making the kind of films that would get your head smashed in should you be caught with them in Iran. She’s also just done a shoot for Playboy, nude and everything. It’s a bit funny really, because if you do fancy her, and we’ll assume you do, there are plenty of dark corners of the internet where you could find her doing all manner of tricksy things that make this Playboy shoot look like an article from The Lady.

But you know, she’s hot and all, and you won’t get arrested for having this. She can be pretty strong sometimes. Here is one of our favourite/most terrifying Sasha Grey quotes [It has been censored for comedy effect, but also in case our mums see this] “My *@£ makes my *&%@ jealous and that’s the way I like it. I like spelunking my @$! hole more than a seasoned @%! at a bathhouse in Turkey.”

See, she is strong. If you do want to catch up with Sasha, we can recommend the following productions. Butt Sex Bonanza , Private Gold 107: Cheating Hollywood Wives, Boundaries 6, Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, Smash Cut, When Ginger Met Nina: Girls' Night Out, This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Nylons 5, Secretary's Day 3, Sporty Girls 2, Tribade Sorority 2: Campus Life, DreamGirlz 2, Live in My Secrets, Masturbation Nation Out Numbered 5, Fly Girls, Fox Holes, Sun Goddess: Malibu, The F!ve, Ass Eaters Unanimous 19, Tribade Sorority, Top Ten 2, Buttman's Stretch Class 2, The Seduction, I Wanna Bang Your Sister, Rough Sex, The Birthday Party , The King of Coochie 4, We Were of Innocence, Face Invaders 4, Enter the Peepshow, Masturbation Nation 3, Throat: A Cautionary Tale, Real Wife Stories 6, Don't Make Me Beg, Fantasy All-Stars 9, One Wild & Crazy Night, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, Not Bewitched XXX, The Last Rose, Addicted 4, Soloerotica 10, Sasha Grey's Anatomy, House of Sex & Domination, Once Upon a Crime, No Swallowing Allowed 13, My Evil Sluts 3, Girlvana 4, Finger Licking Goodo: Volume 5, Black Power 3, Circa '82, Hairy Movie, Teenage Whores 3, Playgirl: Sex Inferno, Strip Tease Then Fuck 10, Nurses, Teenage Wasteland, Bitchcraft 4, Anal Cavity Search 6, Apprentass 10, P.O.V. Centerfolds 7, Porn Week: Los Angeles Vacation Cum Buckets! 8, Spunk'd 8, Totally Fucked 2, Slam It! In a Young Whore, Stoya: Sexy Hot, Lord of Asses 13, Jack's Teen America: Mission 22, Bree & Sasha, Top Ten, Massive Facials, House of Jordan 2, Fuck Slaves 3, Evil Pink 4, King Cobra, Swallow This 12, We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off, Shades of Romona, Flying Solo, Pure, Girl Train, Women Seeking Women 46, Kiss Attack, Shot Glasses, Pop Goes the Weasel 2, Fishnets 8, Anal Acrobats 3, Thornhill Diaries 9, Casey Parker Is Boy Crazy, Throated 12, Babysitters, Flower's Squirt Shower 5, Broken, Blow Me Sandwich 11, Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey, Neighbor Affair 6, Innocence: Brat, Keep 'Em Cummin', Squirt Gangbang, The Neighbors, Odd Jobs 2, Slam It! In a Slut, Strap Attack 6, Control 7, Grand Theft Anal 11, Spunk'd 7, The Skin Trade, House of Ass 7, First Time Ball Busters, Naughty Flipside, Barefoot Confidential 49, Whack Jobs 2, Best of Hush Hush: Sasha Grey & Barbie Cummings, Performers of the Year, All Alone 2, My First Porn 8, Anal Acrobats, Feeding Frenzy 9, Bitchcraft 2, Head Case 2, Wet Food, The Doll House 3, Naughty Book Worms 7, Naughty America 4 Her 3, Barefoot Confidential 50, In Your Face 4, Teenage Whores 2, Meet the Fuckers 7, 2 Young to Fall in Love 4, Asstravaganza 3, Stimula, Bullets & Burlesque, Erotic Seductions, Homo Erectus, Screen Dreams 2, Pussy Cats 2, Filth Cums First 3, POV Cock Suckers 5, My Dirty Angels 8, Swallow My Children, Squirt Facials, Shay Jordan: Video Nasty, White Chicks Gettin' Black Balled 22, Sex Toy Teens, Sexual Freak 3, Suck It Dry 3, Slut Puppies 2, Gang Bang 5, Sasha Grey Superslut, Smokin Hot, Teenage Anal Princess 5, Swallow My Squirt 4, Fuck Slaves, Sex Slaves 2, The Girl Next Door 2, Cum Fart Cocktails 5, Assault That Ass 9, Twisted Vision 4, Tight Teen Twats 2, Bring'um Young 23, Shane vs. Boz, 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 8, My First Porn 7, I'm a Big Girl Now 6, Fashionistas Safado: The Challenge, Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 4, In Thru the Back Door, Illegal Ass 2, House of Ass 3, Teenage Heartbreakers, 2 Big 2 Be True 4, Gang Bang My Face, Share My Cock! 4, Teenstravaganza!, Barely Legal 62, 50 to 1 4, Black Cock Addiction 2, Oral Supremacy, Daddy's Little Princess 2, Face Fucking, Inc., Best of Blackzilla, Pop Goes the Weasel, Freaky First Timers 2, Teenage Peach Fuzz 3, Fuck for Dollars 3, Rich Little Bitch A2m 10. Not that we’ve seen them of course.

 

Elisha Cuthbert — All day long

Full name: Elisha Ann Cuthbert
DOB: November 30, 1982
Place of birth: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Occupation: Actress

• Elisha has ruled out ever appearing topless for a movie role, and insists on using body doubles. Spoilsport.
• She used to be a foot model. Fact.
  
• She hates flying, so much that she always has to board a plane with her right foot first.
• Elisha shares a birthday with Kaley Cuoco. They should have a party together. And invite us.

Though she spent most of her time as Jack Bauer’s daughter getting kidnapped and looking bewildered, the 24 star is worth the price of a boxset alone. Sick of having to squint to appreciate her flawless figure? Buy a bigger telly. Or, with a string of movie roles in the pipeline, save yourself a spot at the cinema and prepare to enjoy Canada’s sexiest star on the big screen.

After a few series of 24 she then took a role in The Girl Next Door as a porn star. Don't get too excited though, the fact that it's rated 15 should tell you all you need to know. She's still incredibly hot, mind.

Brooklyn Decker — Tennis pun, anyone?

Full name: Brooklyn Decker
DOB: April 12, 1987
Place of birth: Kettering, Ohio, USA
Occupation: Model

Her History in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #6

Brooklyn Decker facts

• Brooklyn was the covergirl for the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Her mum cried when she heard the news.
• She’s appeared in music videos for Jimmy Buffet.
  
• Her fan-bloody-tastic measurements are 36C-24-34.
  
• She's modelled for Victoria's Secret and has had a guest appearance on Chuck.

What happens in Coyote Ugly again? Girl goes to New York to forge a career as a singer, then ends up dancing on a bar in a wet T-shirt contest? Something like that. And that’s a bit like what happened to Brooklyn Decker, except she successfully auditioned for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, married Andy Roddick and made a guest appearance on Ugly Betty. You go, girl!

Admittedly, Decker had been doing alright for herself before the move to the Big Apple, having been spotted in a shopping mall in Charlotte she was already modelling long before she headed to NY. She even picked up a 'Model of the Year' award in 2003. But then she hit the really big time.

She's modelled for Victoria's Secret and has had a guest appearance on Chuck.